King Cake improvisations

Tonight I made a king cake (is that a proper noun?). Obviously I’m not really that experienced with Mardi Gras because I’m from Jackson, but I decided to have a Mardi Gras theme for my class at English Camp next week, since holidays make good themes and that one is in season. I thought it would be cool to make a king cake with the kids, so I found a recipe for easy mini king cakes. Even with this easy recipe, making the king cake called for a lot of improvisation.

 

 

The first problem is, the recipe calls for canned biscuits, which are next to impossible to get in Korea. So, I found an easy biscuit recipe. By the way, this recipe is not beyond delicious, but considering it only has three ingredients and took about three minutes to prepare, it’s acceptable.

I was OK for the cinnamon, sugar and butter to fill the cake, and popped it into my toaster oven (which may present a problem when I’m trying to cook seven cakes, since there’s only room for about two in there) for 35 minutes (or, 15 minutes + 15 minutes + 5 minutes, since the oven’s timer stops at 15). Before rolling up the dough, I stuck in a plastic nickel I borrowed from a money-themed game at school–no naked plastic babies hanging around Seoul.

Next I needed some frosting. I improvised using this recipe as a basis, but I had to make some powdered(ish) sugar in a blender.

Finally, I needed the colored sugar. Never seen that around here either, so I followed the directions here only using more color for the amount of sugar I used than was recommended. Luckily, I had brought food coloring from home, since that’s also very difficult to find in Korea.

The cake was alright. Actually the icing was delicious, not surprising since it was made of cream cheese, butter, vanilla and sugar. The bread of the cake was just kind of mediocre. But hopefully it will be fun and delicious to my kids next week! I’m sure it will be something that will stick in their memories! I definitely remember the first king cake I ever saw, in Kindergarten or first grade at Davis Magnet Elementary School! Anyway I’m kind of proud of my massive improvisations to this end, and also of the fact that the whole thing only took about an hour, including some time to do dishes.

 

 

I’ll try to take pictures of the whole process when I do it with the kids.

Day Two in Delhi

Really long post with unfortunately no pictures due to somewhat slow Internet… Copied from an e-mail I sent because I don’t want to type everything a million times.

Well today I decided to go see the President’s Palace, and then walk along the street called Rajpath to India Gate, stopping at the National Museum on the way. Of course, this is not at all what ended up happening. Haha.

I got an autorickshaw (which I think overcharged me) and asked to go to the President’s Palace. Instead, he took me to near the Red Fort. I could see the Red Fort (I’m pretty sure that’s what it was/what he said it was), but I thought the driver said the President’s Palace was in such-and-such a direction, so I set off in that direction instead. Well in fact, I was nowhere near the President’s Palace, as I should have known since the Red Fort is nowhere near the President’s Palace. I walked for a long time down a street and saw a temple dedicated to Guru Dwarasis Ganj Sahib, I’m not sure where the spaces belong in that name, or maybe that was the name of the place–but he was some Hindu who refused to convert to Islam and was killed, and then there was all this other stuff on the sign about 700+ other men getting their heads cut off in batches of 100 per day. 100 is a lot of heads to cut off in one day! At the bottom of the sign explaining about the temple, there were advertisements for some company, haha. The temple wasn’t stand-alone but was set in line with a bunch of other buildings (strip-mall church?), but it was pretty beautiful and made of marble. Outside were sinks for people to wash their hands, and they removed their shoes before going inside. I didn’t try to go in because I didn’t know if it was allowed, it wasn’t a tourist site so there was no one to copy.

Anyway I wandered more. This was on a pretty busy street, but after some time the busy street came to an end. I thought (because I’m so so smart) that I knew how to get back to where the autorickshaw had dropped me off, so I turned left. I ended up in this neighborhood of increasingly small and winding streets. As a side note, this was awesome in a number of ways, one being that everybody actually had normal stuff to do and didn’t bother me. Yesterday, I kind of hated it here because so many people bothered me, chatting me up, trying to sell me stuff and all that, and I almost wondered how I would endure a month here, but today I almost loved it.

Well the neighborhood was cool. There were cows wandering freely, goats tied up, and children who were extremely excited to see me and shouted, “Hello!” and “How are you?” A lot of people stared at me, but I can’t blame them because I was pretty much 100 percent out of place. As I got further into the neighborhood, I realized it seemed to be a predominantly Muslim area, because I saw a lot of mosques and such and the women all head their heads covered, some of them wearing the hijab.  At one point I think I was the only female over 10 who didn’t have her head covered, which made me feel a little naked, but I couldn’t help it. There were people selling various foods, people with various types of shops, and in one area a whole lot of bead shops.

Well eventually I made it out to a main road again and, after some wandering, found some places the taxi had passed. I ate some South Indian food at an expensive restaurant (The food and drink together cost $3!!!) (and it was delicious, although I have no idea if I ate it the right way). It was a type of thali. There was rice, and two kinds of bread: a flat, crunchy, salty one and a puffy, greasy one. There were also five little bowls of something. One was curd, one was some kind of okra, tomato and onion dish but mostly broth, another was unidentifiable and broth-like but not that delicious to me, another was spinach and tomato, and the last was kind of pickle-like and also not that delicious.

After I ate, I went out and walked more, because I’m too stubborn to take autorickshaws and anyway I like walking (I guess I walked at least 5 km today). A dude at the restaurant had told me the direction of India Gate, and eventually after walking past a big park and taking pictures of some children who asked me to do so, I got an autorickshaw to take me to India Gate. Here there were lots of families picnicking in a park, richer families than the ones who had been at the other park, and people selling water and stuff, and some other tourists. I walked for a while longer toward the President’s Palace, but at this point it was about 3:30 and I’d been walking since maybe 10:30 or 11, so I was tired, and the museum closed at 5 anyway. So it’ll have to wait for another day.

I almost forgot to write about India Gate. Well, it was one of those gate-like monuments that stands alone and isn’t actually a gate, just a block with arches through it. It’s a memorial to Indian soldiers who died in various wars. It wasn’t as interesting as the rest of my day, but the whole area was nice and park-like and not crowded.

Fortunately it is not hot here, 70s during the day, 50s at night I guess, so all this walking didn’t do me too much harm. I have to say that I’m glad I’m here in the winter.

Tonight I went and bought a scarf for in the future if I want to go into a mosque or other building that requires women to cover their heads. In fact tomorrow I am planning to visit the shrine to Nizamuddin, who was a Sufi saint. (Sufism is a branch of Islam.)

Anyway this shrine is near the train station I’m leaving from in the afternoon to go south. What will happen there, who knows?

Hastily written post about my first day in India

Well, it’s Christmas night in Delhi. I just ate my Christmas dinner, for which I followed the American tradition of having way too much food. However, in my case it was an accident, I didn’t realize the Christmas special they had at the place I went to was (apparently) meant for at least two people. Oops. I feel bad though because I’m seeing all these people around me who are pretty poor…

It’s so exhausting to do anything here, to walk around. Apparently, since I’m a woman and I’m alone, I want to be hassled constantly by men. They aren’t hitting on me, but they are talking to me, trying to get me to take rickshaws places, trying to get me to go to shops, and trying to get me to go other places with them. Well, I don’t want to do any of these things. I don’t even want to talk to random people on the street. I mean in 10 minutes on the street I might have 5 men do this to me. It’s really annoying.

Fortunately, I met one apparently nice Indian dude. I was at the restaurant, and a man was there waiting for a friend and asked if he could keep me company while he waited. We had a nice conversation about India and Korea and America. He was maybe 40 and worked for American Express. It was very nice to talk to someone who wasn’t trying to get me to do something or go somewhere.

At least, if I get too worn out with it all, I can always come back to my hotel or go to a restaurant. Those places seem to be hassle-free. I guess hasslers drive away business. And I suspect it will be better once I get out of Delhi. I hope, anyway…

Anyway other than that, India is dirty and interesting. There really are lots of cows walking around, and dogs, and lots and lots of people, especially men.

I just refuse to feel obligated to talk to strangers simply because I’m single. They aren’t hassling people in pairs or groups or, as far as I’ve seen, men. I pointed something like this out to one of the hasslers, and he laughed and left me alone after that. I’m glad because at first I was just saying to people, “I don’t want to talk,” over and over, and it wasn’t really working, they were just offended and kept trying to tell me why I should want to talk (because it’s Christmas, often). Well I will try to use humor in the future. It is just really wearing not to be able to walk down the street alone. I really wish I had someone to travel with–but as I don’t, I will make the best of it… However… Future, please change this when you come around…

I hope everybody has a great Christmas!

Leaving for India

I’m leaving for India this afternoon. Here is my somewhat tentative itinerary–some parts are definite, but other parts I’m not sure of. Please don’t use it to stalk me in a malicious way, but friendly stalking is welcome. I’ll be updating it as I go along, assuming the computers I find allow that.

Seoul said goodbye to me with a final bit of snow Monday night. We got almost an inch.

Snow outside my apartment

Snow outside my apartment Monday night

 

Tuesday morning at the bus stop

Tuesday morning at the bus stop

 

 

Merry Christmas! Or whatever holiday you celebrate. I like to be old school and say Merry Christmas, but I don’t really have much of a preference.

writer’s dilemma (not that I’m much of a writer so far)

Paradoxically, the things in the world that are most interesting and hilarious to me are the things I can’t write about: All the ridiculous things people do and the ridiculous conventions of their societies. Jane Austen did it, which is one reason I love her so much. However, she did not have the Internet to spread her ideas far and wide the moment she wrote them (because clearly I can’t write something that I don’t immediately post on the Internet). Seriously though–I know others feel differently, but I see little point in writing something I won’t at least eventually share with others in some way, since to me writing is usually a way to communicate–it’s the journalism major in me.

It’s great to point out the dignity of every human and decry social injustices through writing, but that’s not the kind of writing that is most interesting to me.

People of course constantly write about the ridiculous things other people do. However, most of the ridiculous people who are written about are celebrities of one kind or another. These people can indeed be hilarious, but since writers who are often a lot more talented than I am (or at least have a much larger audience than I will probably ever have) already write things to point out how ridiculous all the famous people are, there’s little point in me doing it yet again and becoming one of the many less talented writers who weakly echoes what others have said.

That leaves “normal people” for me to write about. I can’t write about the people I see and interact with on a regular basis, because even though there are some who are extremely ridiculous (possibly including myself), I generally like and respect them too much to embarrass them that way, nor do I want to incite anybody’s wrath (or even annoyance) by having them suspect I am writing about them in a forum such as this. Another problem is that I get anxious if I can’t remember the details exactly. Not to mention that writing about others’ ridiculousness publicly may well violate the principle that says every human has inherent worth and dignity, which I strongly believe in even when I’m feeling ambivalent about my recent attendance of Seoul’s Unitarian Universalist group meetings.

The solution, then, is to do as Jane Austen did and write it as fiction. Unfortunately my experience is small, and I only have a few years–well, maybe eight at most–of really good observations to draw upon. Now, you may think, people being as ridiculous as they are, that eight years should supply abundant material for fictional commentary on human folly. That is indeed the case, but I am a careful shopper whether I’m picking out toys or clothes or ideas, and I take a long time to think about these things.

I’ve started over the last year or so to solidify my thoughts about the ridiculous things that happened during my time at MSMS and in the year or so after. This stuff would make an awesome story if I could bring it together in the right way, which I fully intend to do at some point. It’s hard though, because even fictionalized people and events would be obvious to the people most in the know. I don’t really know how to resolve this conflict. I need to share this experience because it was bizarre and hilarious and somewhat shocking and overlaid a lot of core problems with extreme religious beliefs. I just need to start writing, maybe, and figure it out as I go.

I think Jane Austen had finished writing her original version of Pride & Prejudice (under a different title) by the time she was my age. I need to get started.

Winter Talent Show

On Friday, the Immersion Program classes had a talent show.

Talent show performers

Four performers from my class

The first-graders were mostly pretty painful, but the second-grade and third-grade students were pretty enjoyable.

Four of my girls danced to the Wondergirls’ song “Nobody”:

If you believe in hell as a place with much gnashing of teeth, this may well be what it sounds like–not that the girls were particularly bad, but the boys couldn’t handle it. They were hootin’ and hollerin’ the whole time, hiding their eyes but sneaking peeks, throwing themselves all over the floor. Hilarious. I can’t really blame themI would probably have done the same if I had been an 8-year-old boy, although as their teacher I thought the girls were cute enough. I think you can hear me or another teacher getting on to a boy named Bob at one point in the video.

Two of my boys did a taekwondo form:

Waiting for their turn

Waiting for their turn

And SoJeong played the piano. I’ll try to upload the video from that later.

basically nothing

I wish I could write more things that were worth having written. However, I only like to put the most impersonal things on this blog, apparently. It’s sort of a manifestation of the questions I’m still trying to answer about what is valuable (other than Chanel perfume, ha ha…………..). The world is so impersonal, and we all have to make our own inner PR companies to build an image of ourselves to deal with that world. Even writing that sentence is getting a little too personal for my comfort level of how close the public (i.e. the probably zero people who read this blog) should come. I usually write here more like a journalist, only without the sources or professional guidelines. Facebook to me really brings this personal branding to an extreme and easily observable level. It’s so interesting but also a little gross. But what can we do? I get a lot of amusement and thought out of watching people, but I can’t really write about it. Maybe one day–no, for sure one day. I forget I’m so young.

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?” – Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice